Would You Rather for Kids: 100 Funny and Original Questions

Need a simple, funny, zero-prep game to keep children entertained at snack time, in class, or during a car ride? I’m offering 100 “Would You Rather” dilemmas tailored for them: questions for kids that trigger wild laughter, stimulate imagination, and enrich vocabulary, all without screens. Clear rules, short formats, and varied themes so everyone can find their gem.

Start by reminding the simple rules: we choose A or B, no “both,” and we explain why. The important thing isn’t the “right” answer: it’s the story the child tells, the active listening of the group, and the joy of playing together.

Express tip: 1 question, 1 round of sharing, 1 personal reason. No winner, just laughter.

How to play “Would You Rather” with kids (without getting it wrong)

For the younger ones, favor concrete and funny images. Around ages 6–9, add surprises and mini-paradoxes; from 9–11, let them argue and invent. This screen-free game works anywhere: birthday party, class time, or evening wind-down.

Age	Type of dilemmas	Quick example
4-6 years	Concrete, visual, reassuring	Fly low or swim like a fish?
7-9 years	Fantasy + little logic	Invisible 5 minutes or teleport once?
10-11 years	Creative, argued, cooperative	Talk to animals or all human languages?

Want to mix up the formats? After this game, you can vary with another ready-made mechanic like our selection “Je n’ai jamais pour enfants” or a dynamic round of “Baisse un doigt si – spécial enfants”: perfect to keep the pace without losing attention.

Would You Rather for kids: 100 funny and original dilemmas

I grouped them by themes. Use them as-is or pick at random. To make the game easier, read the question aloud and give 5 to 10 seconds for thinking.

Superpowers and magic

The perfect ground for imagining without limits, in a gentle way.

1. Fly low like a kite or very high but very slowly?
2. Become invisible 5 minutes a day or teleport once a day?
3. Talk to animals or speak all human languages?
4. Have a wand that tidies your room or a rug that takes you to school?
5. Pause time for a perfect photo or go back 10 seconds?
6. Blow bubbles that make you laugh or glitter that lights up the night?
7. Turn into any small animal or grow by 50 cm for 1 hour?
8. Create a rainbow wherever you want or make biodegradable confetti rain?
9. Breathe underwater or walk on water?
10. Have a fear-proof shield or shoes that give you giant leaps?

Animals and creatures

Incredible companions, but always kind and safe.

11. A cat that tells your day or a dog that sings?
12. Ride a very gentle but slow dragon or a tiny super-fast unicorn?
13. A magical hamster or a goldfish that winks to answer yes/no?
14. A parrot that knows your jokes or a rabbit that can dance?
15. A cuddly koala or a panda that does somersaults?
16. Live a day with bunny ears or a cat’s tail?
17. Swim with playful dolphins or fly with wild geese (safely)?
18. A chameleon that changes like your clothes or a hedgehog that becomes soft?
19. A super sly fox as a friend or a very wise owl as a coach?
20. Discover a cute dinosaur egg or a new rainbow-colored species?

Yum-yum and slurp-slurp

Offbeat cravings that make you smile… and talk.

21. Fries for breakfast or pancakes for dinner?
22. A 10-scoop ice cream or a giant chocolate cake?
23. Unlimited orange juice or hot chocolate with whipped cream?
24. Candy that fizzes or lollipops that change flavor?
25. Red foods only for one day or green foods only?
26. A chocolate fountain in your room or a popcorn machine?
27. Vegetables that taste like fries or fries that taste like broccoli?
28. A magical straw that turns water into syrup or a spoon that makes everything delicious?
29. A funny sweet burger or spaghetti with chocolate sauce?
30. Taste all the ice cream flavors of the world or all the cookies from a bakery?

Adventures and imaginary journeys

Explore, build, push yourself… always in the game.

31. Build the biggest treehouse or the most beautiful sandcastle?
32. Play hide-and-seek in a castle or race across a jungle obstacle course?
33. Find a treasure map or discover a secret passage?
34. Travel by rocket to the Moon or by submarine to the ocean floor?
35. Slide down a rainbow slide or bounce on a trampoline to the clouds?
36. A day at an amusement park or in a toy store just for you?
37. Dress up as a treasure-hunting pirate or a protective knight?
38. Sleep under the stars or in a super comfy tent?
39. Organize a surprise party for a friend or have one for you?
40. Invent a new game or beat your record at your favorite game?

School and small discoveries

Dilemmas to love learning through play.

41. Have a notebook that corrects itself or a pen that only writes compliments?
42. A magical math teacher or a PE teacher who’s a master of jokes?
43. A super-light backpack or a pencil case that never runs out?
44. Learn a language in one night or know all the capitals in song?
45. A longer recess or two extra, shorter recesses?
46. A school bus that sings or a bike that talks to you?
47. Write on the board with a rainbow laser or with scented chalk?
48. An oral presentation with a robot assistant or with a chatty puppet?
49. A homework-free Wednesday or a homework-free Friday?
50. A book that whispers the story or pages that light up?

Home and daily life

Scenes of life that turn into play.

51. A bed that makes itself or toys that tidy themselves?
52. Have breakfast in bed every Sunday or a picnic in the living room every Saturday?
53. A mirror that tells jokes or a lamp that changes mood?
54. Cook cookies with Grandma or make a pizza with Dad?
55. A doorbell that plays your favorite music or a door that says “hello”?
56. A shower that makes giant bubbles or a bath that makes waves?
57. A fridge that offers recipes or an oven that tells stories?
58. A robot that folds laundry or a vacuum cleaner that dances?
59. Slippers that warm your feet or a robe that cuddles you?
60. A house with an indoor slide or a garden with a zip line?

Nature and seasons

Observe, feel, protect: the planet in a playful version.

61. Grow a flower in 10 seconds or a tree in 1 day?
62. Summon a ray of sunshine or a cloud of light rain?
63. Talk to the wind or listen to the stories of rocks?
64. A rainbow after every shower or snow that doesn’t get you wet?
65. Walk without leaving tracks in the mud or leave glittery footprints?
66. Pick up 100 pieces of litter as a team or plant 10 trees with friends?
67. A picnic under a big oak or a snack on the beach at sunset?
68. A night to watch shooting stars or a morning to listen to birds?
69. An autumn with multicolored leaves or a spring of giant flowers?
70. A costume of forest fairy or guardian of the oceans?

Sports and movement

Move, try, laugh… and cheer each other on.

71. Run fast as the wind or jump high like a kangaroo?
72. Sled in summer (magic) or surf on snow (magic too)?
73. A giant trampoline in the yard or a swing that touches the clouds?
74. A sack race or an egg-and-spoon race?
75. A bike that changes color or a scooter that shouts “yip!”?
76. Learn an easy magic trick or a goofy dance?
77. A match where everyone scores or a choreography where everyone shines?
78. Skiing with a penguin (imaginary) or surfing with a turtle (imaginary)?
79. A ball that always comes back to you or a jump rope that counts by itself?
80. Be the kind referee or the motivating captain?

Arts and creativity

Create, color, build: the joy of making.

81. A pencil that draws what you think or markers that sing?
82. Color a giant coloring book or paint an authorized mural on a wall?
83. LEGO bricks that fit together by themselves or modeling clay that never dries?
84. Make a musical instrument or stage a small theatre show?
85. A ideas notebook that never fills up or an unlimited jokes notebook?
86. A printer that prints your dreams as stickers or a camera that captures smells?
87. Unlimited costumes or puppets that move by themselves?
88. Write a story with a robot or with your imaginary animal?
89. A pottery workshop that doesn’t make a mess or a painting room that cleans itself?
90. Build a cardboard city or a space shuttle out of cushions?

Fous rires et farfelu

The grand finale to unleash imagination and test variants (mimicking your choice, singing your answer…).

91. A laugh that makes you sneeze or a sneeze that makes you laugh?
92. Speak in rhymes for a whole hour or walk slowly for 10 minutes?
93. Hair that changes color with your mood or socks that clap?
94. Open a door that tells secrets (kind) or a drawer of infinite surprises?
95. Eat a sugary cloud or drink a sip of rainbow?
96. Let soap bubbles follow you like friends or let your shadow wave hello?
97. Say “hello” to every plant or blink at every bird?
98. Have a mini-you advising you or a maxi-you protecting you?
99. Hear the thoughts of cookies or know what your shoes are thinking?
100. Start each day with a mini fanfare or end it with a silent confetti shower?

Facilitation tips that make a difference

Set the tone from the start: energetic but kind. Encourage justification in one sentence, then follow up: “And if…”. That develops imagination, cooperation, and listening.

• Warm-up: 3 quick questions, vote with your fingers.
• Silent variant: everyone mime their option, then guess others’.
• Team mode: you must agree before answering.
• Fun timer: 10 seconds to choose, otherwise tell a short funny story.

To make logistics easier, print your favorites, slip them into a box, and draw at random. Yes, you can also play it at the table, in the park, or in the corridor before the canteen.

Ready to play? Print, share and start the game

These 100 “Would You Rather” questions are ready to use. Print your selection, share with the group, and start. If a child gets stuck, offer a “joker card”: they give their question to someone else. And if you loved it, switch to a related format like our “Je n’ai jamais” for kids or “Baisse un doigt si”: two reliable ways to extend the fun without any equipment.