Party games 07.08.2026

I've never had children: 100 funny questions to ask

Julie
je n’ai jamais – 100 questions rigolotes pour enfants
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Need a simple idea to keep kids busy without screens and without fuss? The "Never Have I Ever" kids version ticks all the boxes: ultra-easy rules, zero equipment (or almost), back-to-back laughs, and adorable anecdotes that bond the group. Below, I give you the express method, my animator tips, then 100 funny questions ready to read aloud.

“Never Have I Ever” Rules for Kids: Quick and Kind

The principle is the same as the adult version, but with topics 100% suited to their world. We keep a playful tone and an impeccable emotional safety: we share, we laugh, we don't mock.

  • An adult (or an older kid) reads a sentence "Never Have I Ever…".
  • Each child who has done it before signals accordingly (raises a hand or lowers a finger).
  • Those who have never done it do not move… and laugh.
  • We move quickly to keep the momentum.

Smart variant: start with 5 stickers, tokens or candies per child. When "it's done", we give a token or take a bite of a candy. It's teasing, never punitive. Another even simpler option: the “Lower a finger” version (starting with 10 fingers). For more ready-to-play ideas, see our guide on the Lower a Finger version.

Variant Equipment Age / Group Goal
Ten fingers None 5–10 years / 3–10 players No equipment, ultra smooth
Stickers or candies 5 per child 6–11 years / 3–12 players A little playful motivation, visual
Mimes None 5–9 years / 3–15 players More shared laughter, less talking
Rule of thumb: total freedom. A child can "pass" without justification. We celebrate honesty, we encourage active listening, never mocking.

100 "Never Have I Ever" questions for kids (by theme)

Facilitator tip: read aloud, keep the pace, and invite to mime rather than "tell everything." The goal is family fun, not interrogation.

Little Mischiefs

1) I have never doodled on a piece of furniture.
2) I have never jumped on purpose into a puddle.
3) I have never blamed the cat for a misdeed.
4) I have never pretended to sleep.
5) I have never put socks on my hands.
6) I have never pressed all the elevator buttons.
7) I have never tasted chocolate spread with my finger.
8) I have never played ninja behind the sofa.
9) I have never pulled a goofy face as soon as someone looks at me.
10) I have never hidden a toy to avoid cleaning up.
11) I have never knocked over a glass and then said "not me.".
12) I have never tried to cut a strand of hair.
13) I have never opened a gift early.
14) I have never tickled someone until they laughed non-stop.
15) I have never blown very hard into my drink through a straw.
16) I have never put my shoes on the wrong feet on purpose.
17) I have never spoken with a robot voice on the phone.
18) I have never changed the time on an alarm clock to see.
19) I have never hidden a surprise drawing under a cushion.
20) I have never stuck stickers where they don't belong.

Treats and Mealtime

21) I have never hidden vegetables under mashed potatoes.
22) I have never drank straight from the juice bottle.
23) I have never asked for dessert before tasting.
24) I have never eaten a treat right before dinner.
25) I have never drawn a milk moustache.
26) I have never put too much ketchup on my plate.
27) I have never swapped my snack with a friend.
28) I have never tried a weird combo that tasted good.
29) I have never pretended I was done for dessert.
30) I have never asked to eat five minutes after a meal.
31) I have never tasted something that fell on the floor very quickly.
32) I have never bitten into a lemon without grimacing.
33) I have never swipe a fry from another plate.
34) I have never wanted to eat only pasta for a week.
35) I have never cut the crusts to make a shape.
36) I have never confused salt and sugar in cooking.
37) I have never invented a recipe on a whim.
38) I have never believed playdough was candy.
39) I have never eaten the cake decorations before everyone else.
40) I have never wanted the same glass as my brother or sister.

School, Games and Friends

41) I have never had a fit of laughter in class.
42) I have never cheated at hide-and-seek by peeking with one eye.
43) I have never built a fort out of sheets.
44) I have never lost a little playground treasure.
45) I have never told a secret by accident.
46) I have never invented a secret language with a friend.
47) I have never sung a theme song all day.
48) I have never wanted the same toy as a friend.
49) I have never been the last one chosen and it upset me.
50) I have never given a drawing to someone.
51) I have never taken my security blanket everywhere all day.
52) I have never had a very serious imaginary friend.
53) I have never been afraid to ask a question to the teacher.
54) I have never helped a sad friend at recess.
55) I have never organized an improvised scooter race.
56) I have never pretended to be a hero in the playground.
57) I have never won rock-paper-scissors ten times in a row.
58) I have never tried to trade a rare collectible card.
59) I have never invented a special rule for a game.
60) I have never imitated an animal to make friends laugh.

At Home and Routines

61) I have never hidden toys under the bed in a hurry.
62) I have never listened behind a door out of curiosity.
63) I have never read under the covers with a lamp.
64) I have never pretended to brush my teeth.
65) I have never forgotten to turn off the light when leaving.
66) I have never tried mom's or dad's shoes.
67) I have never renamed my toys with silly names.
68) I have never played music too loudly in my room.
69) I have never talked to my stuffed animals as if they were friends.
70) I have never set up a secret corner in my room.
71) I have never watched the oven like a pastry chef.
72) I have never had a giant pillow fight.
73) I have never built an obstacle course in the living room.
74) I have never changed the decor of my room by myself.
75) I have never left my socks lying around on purpose.
76) I have never tidied my room to music, like clockwork.
77) I have never planned a surprise for the family.
78) I have never improvised a show at home.
79) I have never asked for a pet very seriously.
80) I have never gone down to the basement in superhero mode.

Imagination, Little Fears, and Great Feats

81) I have never been afraid of the dark.
82) I have never believed a monster lived under my bed.
83) I have never dreamed I could fly over the city.
84) I have never wanted a superpower like invisibility.
85) I have never spoken to an animal as if it could answer.
86) I have never invented a completely wacky story.
87) I have never cried during an emotional cartoon.
88) I have never jumped at a strange noise at night.
89) I have never believed my doll could move by itself.
90) I have never been afraid to go to the dentist.
91) I have never learned a song by heart in one day.
92) I have never swung very, very high.
93) I have never learned to ride a bike without training wheels.
94) I have never learned to swim with armbands and then without.
95) I have never solved a really difficult puzzle.
96) I have never lost a baby tooth at the wrong moment.
97) I have never laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.
98) I have never wanted to stay awake all night.
99) I have never built a giant sandcastle.
100) I have never wished the holidays would last forever.

Gentle Dares and Quick Variants

If you value "mini-dares," keep them kind and accessible. The idea isn’t to make someone lose, but to prolong the smile.

  • Mime an animal for 5 seconds (no sound or with sound).
  • Give a compliment to the person on your left.
  • Do three silly dance moves.
  • Invent a goofy name for your right hand.
  • Whistle a nursery rhyme and let others guess.

Animation Tips: capturing attention and valuing everyone

I favor short turns (10 to 15 prompts), then a hydration pause, and I restart by theme. This alternation avoids dispersion and reinforces the group cohesion. Think about reformulating for younger kids, and ask "do you want to mime or answer?" to ease the pressure.

As a bonus, this game develops useful skills: oral expression, active listening, humor, and awareness of common rules. We laugh at mini-mischiefs that we all recognize, we learn to tell our stories without judging each other. To vary your family evenings, you can also dip into our general selection (more for older kids) with other "Never Have I Ever" ideas.

Last pro tip: announce from the start your own home rules — no mocking, everyone has the right to pass — and keep a reserve of dynamic options (mime, drawing, sound effects) to re-engage a shy child. A clear framework + flexible pacing = a screen-free moment that wins everyone over at a children's birthday, a snack, or a car ride.

Start the game now

Choose a variant (Ten Fingers or Stickers), draw 10 to 15 questions from a theme, and let the magic happen. With age-appropriate questions, a touch of kindness, and the option to "pass", your Never Have I Ever becomes a true ritual of shared laughter in the family.

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